Radio Wave Enthusiasts Gifts

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

The next wave

Sports Radio in Crisis

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Larry King

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Welcome to "The Ask Sadie Show," pre-Halloween edition. First caller is Zombie Eaton, from Schenectady. What's your problem?! Munch

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Randi Rhodes

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

Chris Evans

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma