Radio Lovers Gifts

Lake Wobegon

Caution: 5 Day Wading Period

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Not-so-easy listening...

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

Randi Rhodes

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."