Radio Lover Gifts

Sports Radio in Crisis

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"

'He's opposed to all forms of silence.'

Non Thought For The Day.

Hospital Radio - "And here's one for Mr Moss who's having his hip op today"

No Talk Radio

"Welcome to Mob FM and music to whack guys to..."

'It would never work out, Randy - You're NPR and I'm talk radio.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'If your previous work involved 'hits', maybe you'd enjoy working in local radio or something?'

'Whoever said, 'There are no stupid questions,' never listened to talk radio.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

Welcome to the Dr. Jazz show. Tonight Yours Truly, Dr Jazz, has a special treat for you....."

Shipping Forecast Channel

"Thanks for turning on the air traffic control frequency!..."

"Would you like to buy a radio? The volume is stuck on full."

Wordilly Durdillies - Radio gaa gaa

In a cage wheel a rat runs while wearing a Running Rat Radio.

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

Larry King

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

Everybody, liberals and conservatives, who phones this show sounds angry. "The call of the riled"!

When did the songbirds switch to a talk radio format? The squirrel lobby! The squirrel lobby is killing the nation! You said it, Jimbo.

I can't hear myself think. What? The station changed our format. It's now talk show and house music. What? Trying to draw in a younger audience! Multiple media streams. What, Sadie? Can't hear! Boring. Need more.

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It's flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one! Barricade the doors! Burn all your incoming mail! Refuse all pizza deliveries! The best way to greet children and loved ones during this time of national tragedy is via not doing it. I would take your calls, but I don't know where your phone lines have been. HOJ.

Welcome to "The Ask Sadie Show," pre-Halloween edition. First caller is Zombie Eaton, from Schenectady. What's your problem?! Munch

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."