Radio Show Lover Gifts

Rest in hate

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Sports Radio in Crisis

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"Frankly, that sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.."

'Scripts department' "I think old James has lost the plot"

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."