Talk Show Lover Gifts

"Won't anybody say anything?"

Got Oprah?

'And on the sofa we have a funky punk and a junky hunk.'

Oprah Winfrey

Trial by Media

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Night Life: L.A.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

Jerry Springer

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"