Talk Show Devotee Gifts

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: BERNIE SANDERS. Specifically, we'll be asking "What does it mean that this man has never run a negative, personal ad?" Well, I'll tell you

'Whenever something tumultuous happens, my first thought is always: what do the Loose Women think about this?'

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

Michael Parkinson interviews Muhammad Ali

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Theatre Crowd

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Night Life: L.A.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."