Talk Show Fanatic Gifts

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

'So how long was it before you became aware you were suffering from normative female dissatisfaction?'

Astral Projection

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

Night Life: L.A.

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Jerry Springer

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'