Talk Show Fanatic Gifts

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'So how long was it before you became aware you were suffering from normative female dissatisfaction?'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

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"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

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"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Night Life: L.A.

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

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Jerry Springer

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."