Podcast Lover Gifts

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

"Take us to your leader. We'd like to interview him for our podcast."

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

Man being burgled while listening to headphones.

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Sure I'm an investment banker by day, but I do a podcast on Thursday nights."

'Podcasting!'

"The call-up papers have arrived, it's our turn to make a podcast."

Trial by Media

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Tina Turner

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Non Thought For The Day.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Menopause and the City

Which Hogwarts house are you?

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Larry King

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

Clownton Abbey

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? What's with that senseless riot in Baltimore? What do you mean? America has a long history of self-destructive riots in response to police brutality. It's senseless to call it senseless. A city is like a human body. If you feed a body an awful diet of abuse and unaccountable cops, that body's eventually going to have a massive coronary. In short: Learn your history! And eat oatmeal! Oat ... What? What are you talking about?

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.