Podcast Enthusiasts Gifts

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

After years of waiting, the Feds finally get into podcasts.

"This dogcast is brought to us by you, his owner."

Dialogue

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Multi-Tasking

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Privacy

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Christmas pudcast"

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'