Podcast Enthusiasts Gifts

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

After years of waiting, the Feds finally get into podcasts.

"This dogcast is brought to us by you, his owner."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Dialogue

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Multi-Tasking

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Privacy

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Christmas pudcast"

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."