Podcast Fanatic Gifts

Podcast Hype

"Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to get me to listen to your podcast?"

"I get it. You have a podcast."

"Attention passengers, did you hear that really important update I just gave? You didn't, did you? Well I hope that podcast was worth it because I won't be saying it again."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"In the interests of balance I'm listening to a podcast on mixed martial arts by the Chief Medical Officer."

"It's a Plodcast!"

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Showbiz Awards

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Cut!

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Astral Projection

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Miami Mice

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

As Seen Watching TV

Chris O'Dowd

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”