Podcast Fans Gifts

"Unfortunately, our pilot said insensitive things on a podcast ten years ago."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"Emotional breakdown! Call Oprah!"

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"