Podcast Lover Pillows

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

"Take us to your leader. We'd like to interview him for our podcast."

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

Man being burgled while listening to headphones.

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Sure I'm an investment banker by day, but I do a podcast on Thursday nights."

'Podcasting!'

"The call-up papers have arrived, it's our turn to make a podcast."

Trial by Media

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Tina Turner

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Non Thought For The Day.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Which Hogwarts house are you?

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."