Radio Lover Pillows

Sports Radio in Crisis

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"

'He's opposed to all forms of silence.'

Non Thought For The Day.

Hospital Radio - "And here's one for Mr Moss who's having his hip op today"

No Talk Radio

"Welcome to Mob FM and music to whack guys to..."

'It would never work out, Randy - You're NPR and I'm talk radio.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'If your previous work involved 'hits', maybe you'd enjoy working in local radio or something?'

'Whoever said, 'There are no stupid questions,' never listened to talk radio.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

Welcome to the Dr. Jazz show. Tonight Yours Truly, Dr Jazz, has a special treat for you....."

Shipping Forecast Channel

"Thanks for turning on the air traffic control frequency!..."

"Would you like to buy a radio? The volume is stuck on full."

Wordilly Durdillies - Radio gaa gaa

In a cage wheel a rat runs while wearing a Running Rat Radio.

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Not-so-easy listening...

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.