Radio Talk Lover Pillows

"You're on caller. What's your problem?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"Frankly, that sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

'Scripts department' "I think old James has lost the plot"

'Whoever said, 'There are no stupid questions,' never listened to talk radio.'