Talk Radio Lover Pillows

"For what? Nothing makes a self-righteous person happier than having a reason to think their sense of propriety is superior to someone else's."

"We found the reason for that 'whining' noise, someone had left TalkRadio playing."

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Scripts department' "I think old James has lost the plot"

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

'Whoever said, 'There are no stupid questions,' never listened to talk radio.'

Hospital Radio - "And here's one for Mr Moss who's having his hip op today"

Rest in hate