Talk Radio Pillows

"Carol—you're muttering about NPR again."

'I've measured it -- she spends twice as much time on the phone as Rush Limbaugh does.'

Gossip Radio.

'I don't need you anymore. I've discovered talk radio!'

Rush Limbaugh, 1951-2021

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Pre-Television Man Caves

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Non Thought For The Day.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Trappist talk show.