Radio Wave Enthusiasts Pillows

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

The next wave

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Sports Radio in Crisis

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Randi Rhodes

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

Chris Evans

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Doctor to mom about kid: 'Hey - 104.5? Your kid's temperature happens to be my favorite radio station!'