Radio Listening Enthusiast Pillows

"...Welcome back to the request hour. Just had a call from a listener calling himself 'Lost at Sea', wanting a big shout out to the local lifeboat crew."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

Boombox

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Not-so-easy listening...

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them