Radio Show Aficionado Pillows

'Hello,'Gardeners' Question Time'?'

'A good question. Actually I got into business when some conservationists up in Canada tagged me with a tiny radio transmitter.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Murderers, rapists, arsonists, radio DJs who talk over the beginnings and ends of songs.

'... And now for this week's episode of, 'the fallen arches'.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Night Life: L.A.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."

Randi Rhodes

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Sally Jessy Raphael