Radio Show Enthusiasts Pillows

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie?'" "Are America's best days behind us?" "Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in grade school when the schoolmarm told little Jebediah Thistlewood to pull up his knickers. The next day, Jebediah's pa came to school and said 'In my day, a man was free enough to wear his trousers 'round his ankles if he wanted to. This used to be one humdinger of a country.'" "I still have no idea what he was talking about." "I don't even remember what I asked you."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Randi Rhodes

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."