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"...Welcome back to the request hour. Just had a call from a listener calling himself 'Lost at Sea', wanting a big shout out to the local lifeboat crew."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Pre-Television Man Caves

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Non Thought For The Day.

Boombox

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Larry King

Not-so-easy listening...

Clive Anderson

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Welcome to "The Ask Sadie Show," pre-Halloween edition. First caller is Zombie Eaton, from Schenectady. What's your problem?! Munch

Randi Rhodes