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"Today on 'all things considered': a tree, bowling, the space-time continuum, large hats, David Duchovny, undercooked Lentils, parachutes, and the color maroon."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?" "Brexit." "It was historic. I'm old enough to remember before the European Union existed. I witnessed its creation. But now it's fallen apart and well then what I witnessed wasn't all that historic after all." "Way to make it all about you." "It's like it was all just one big tease."

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Wake up! Book at bedtime has finished, you can go to bed.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'I can't receive FM-signals, but the conversations on the ships' long-wave radios break the monotony...'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Are there people who don't live in London?"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Pre-Television Man Caves

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

Boombox

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Not-so-easy listening...

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Randi Rhodes