Sound Wave Aficionados Gifts

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Jimi Hendrix.

The next wave

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Disease-y Top

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Ralph Stanley

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"The estranged string trio."

Music Freak.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

The Gong

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

Rock & Roll

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Romance"

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

Older and wiser

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"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."