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'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Artist and Musician

My other cello is a Stradivari

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

The next wave

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Disease-y Top

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

The Gong

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Music Freak.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"The estranged string trio."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Rock & Roll

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Romance"

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

Older and wiser

Musical Accidents

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."