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'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Cossack dancers

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

The next wave

The Echoes at Killarney

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Playing dustbins

The Gong

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Bassoon practice.

"Romance"