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Phil Spector's Wall of Sound.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Cossack dancers

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Jimi Hendrix.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

The next wave

The Echoes at Killarney

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Romance"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"