Wave Adventurer Pillows

'Bummer, dude.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

The next wave

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"He's a keeper!"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"That's my boy!"