Rave Adventurer Gifts

Club DJ.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Cybergoth.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

The new rain dance.

Dance Dance Dance.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Floating Dragon

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Viva Las Vegas.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Wordilly Durdillies - A fashion victim.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Tunnel of Fudge!