Radioactive Adventurer Gifts

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Fish hunting for men.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Fishing direction sign.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"That's my boy!"

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'No surf?'

Cruise.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Club DJ.

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"Wanna come up to my place?"

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Louis Pasteur

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.