Radioactive Enthusiast Gifts

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Science And Society 1923

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Kim Jong-un

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Nuclear Capacity.

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Iranium

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Nuclear lineup

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

Randi Rhodes

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

Doctor to mom about kid: 'Hey - 104.5? Your kid's temperature happens to be my favorite radio station!'

The reception here is awful!