Radioactive Enthusiast Mugs

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Science And Society 1923

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Nuclear Capacity.

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Kim Jong-un

Iranium

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Nuclear lineup

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Randi Rhodes

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

Doctor to mom about kid: 'Hey - 104.5? Your kid's temperature happens to be my favorite radio station!'

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'