Radiation Enthusiasts Mugs

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Science And Society 1923

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Nuclear Capacity.

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

Iranium

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

Randi Rhodes

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Nuclear lineup

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'