Radiation Enthusiasts Mugs

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Science And Society 1923

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Nuclear Capacity.

Iranium

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Nuclear lineup

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Randi Rhodes

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'