Radiation Aficionados Mugs

Perhaps we've done enough x-raying for one day

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Science And Society 1923

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Kim Jong-un

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Nuclear Capacity.

Iranium

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Nuclear lineup

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?" "Brexit." "It was historic. I'm old enough to remember before the European Union existed. I witnessed its creation. But now it's fallen apart and well then what I witnessed wasn't all that historic after all." "Way to make it all about you." "It's like it was all just one big tease."

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Hassan Rouhani

At the Home for Old Atoms...

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

Ronald Reagan

Modi visits France

The British miss-Isles.