Radiation Aficionados Prints

Perhaps we've done enough x-raying for one day

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Science And Society 1923

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Kim Jong-un

Nuclear Capacity.

Iranium

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Nuclear lineup

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?" "Brexit." "It was historic. I'm old enough to remember before the European Union existed. I witnessed its creation. But now it's fallen apart and well then what I witnessed wasn't all that historic after all." "Way to make it all about you." "It's like it was all just one big tease."

Hassan Rouhani

At the Home for Old Atoms...

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

Ronald Reagan

The British miss-Isles.