Radiation Science Aficionado Gifts

Atomic Bear: Prequel

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Science And Society 1923

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Nuclear lineup

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'Your X-Rays are here. . . beautiful high-resolution!'

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

Manhattan Project Blues

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

'Mindy is glowing. Is she pregnant?'

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

At the Home for Old Atoms...

Hassan Rouhani

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

Perhaps we've done enough x-raying for one day

The British miss-Isles.

North Korea Nukes

Guide on Cheronobyl tours.

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

Modi visits France

"There's something peculiar about all this..."

' Nuclear power'

Sign-writer with 4 arms painting 'Welcome to Sellafield.'