Nuclear Science Aficionado Gifts

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Science And Society 1923

Kim Jong-un

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Nuclear Capacity.

Confusion in A Jar.

Iranium

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Nuclear lineup

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program

'We didn't see any radiation.'

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Manhattan Project Blues

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

"The last thing we want is a psychopathic leader with nuclear weapons capability!"

Nuclear Confusion

At the Home for Old Atoms...

Hassan Rouhani

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'