Nuclear Science Nerd Gifts

Manmohan Singh.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

Putin and Zelensky

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Vaccine

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Charles Darwin

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Nasty sunburn."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Science And Society 1923

"My first Father's day!"

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'I'm a lawyer and I would prefer that you operate within the law of gravity.'

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

Eco-Terrorism

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."