Nuclear Power Nerd Gifts

Nuclear plant selfies

'Mister, those are not ordinary fire ants.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Science And Society 1923

Kim Jong-un

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

Iranium

Confusion in A Jar.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

The Nuclear Balance

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Nuclear lineup

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

'We didn't see any radiation.'

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

Iran-UN.

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

"The last thing we want is a psychopathic leader with nuclear weapons capability!"

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

Manhattan Project Blues