Nuclear Aficionado Gifts

Sign-writer with 4 arms painting 'Welcome to Sellafield.'

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

Science And Society 1923

And the glowing globe for best nuclear engineer goes to...

Kid Accidentally Cracks Open A Nuclear Reactor.

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Kim Jong-un

Nuclear Capacity.

Iranium

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Nuclear lineup

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

'We didn't see any radiation.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program

Iran-UN.

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

"The last thing we want is a psychopathic leader with nuclear weapons capability!"

Manhattan Project Blues

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Hassan Rouhani

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'

Ronald Reagan

TEN-HUN!

North Korea Nukes