Radioactive Sports Enthusiasts Gifts

How to play with a radioactive baseball.

I like the Jets...I guess

High-gravity baseball

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

COWS: Cow Pong

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Theater or football.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

Nuclear Capacity.

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'