Radioactive Sports Enthusiasts Gifts

How to play with a radioactive baseball.

I like the Jets...I guess

High-gravity baseball

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

COWS: Cow Pong

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Atomic Bear: Part 18

David and Goliath.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Theater or football.

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

Nuclear Capacity.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'