Atom Adventurer Gifts

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An early space launch attempt.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Mars Poppins

Elevator Music

"Siri, find oxygen."

Rocket.

Meet the new factory manager.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Christmas TV...

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"I feel all tingly."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'