Chemical Adventurer Gifts

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Creative Baby.

Meet the new factory manager.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

My first mistake.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

Cursing Scientist.

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Photocoffier.

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Physicist in restaurant.

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Flowchart of an idea.

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

"They've replaced the company car."

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

The final days of hair coloring

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"