Chemical Adventurer Gifts

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Creative Baby.

Meet the new factory manager.

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

My first mistake.

Cursing Scientist.

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Photocoffier.

Physicist in restaurant.

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Flowchart of an idea.

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

A woman knits from a globe.

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

"They've replaced the company car."

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park