Chemical Enthusiast Gifts

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Mammalicide.

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

"By using my exhaust, I've solved the carbon dioxide problem."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Carbon Dating.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Protoplasm

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

Science And Society 1923

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Cursing Scientist.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Confusion in A Jar.

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

A man and a woman click together.

Laboratory- risk assessor

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."