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The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Mammalicide.

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

"By using my exhaust, I've solved the carbon dioxide problem."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Carbon Dating.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Protoplasm

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Science And Society 1923

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

Cursing Scientist.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

Confusion in A Jar.

Laboratory- risk assessor