Chemistry Aficionados Pillows

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Science Fair Judgements

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Protoplasm

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Free Radicals.

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

Science And Society 1923

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."