Chemistry Aficionados Gifts

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Science Fair Judgements

Free Radicals.

Protoplasm

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

Science And Society 1923

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'