Alchemical Aficionado Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with your alchemical aficionado? Our collection features witty and whimsical items that celebrate the mysterious art of alchemy. Whether they’re a seasoned magician or just love mystical symbols, you'll find something that sparks their curiosity and admiration. From clever prints to fun mugs, inspire their inner алхимик with unique gifts that blend science with magic in everyday objects.

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"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.' mockup

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.' mockup

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't." mockup

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

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Sexual chemistry set

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"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry." mockup

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

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"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game." mockup

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

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'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.' mockup

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

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"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down." mockup

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

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'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.' mockup

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

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'It's an experiment to stop time.' mockup

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

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'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.' mockup

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

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"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them." mockup

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

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Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of. mockup

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

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"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!" mockup

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

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'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?' mockup

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

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'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.' mockup

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

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Molecules you ought to be aware of...

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"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails." mockup

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

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"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth." mockup

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

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"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate." mockup

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

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'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?' mockup

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

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"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..." mockup

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

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Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle. mockup

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

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Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium. mockup

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

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'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.' mockup

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

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Confusion in A Jar.

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"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them." mockup

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

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Alcohol Ingredients

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Laboratory- risk assessor

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A man and a woman click together. mockup

A man and a woman click together.

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The mysterious world of ligand substitution

The mysterious world of ligand substitution mockup

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

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'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.' mockup

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

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"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!" mockup

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

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Alchemical Aficionado Gifts Collection

Alchemical Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of alchemy-themed mugs—perfect for adding a magical touch to your everyday coffee ritual.

Alchemical Aficionado Pillows

Find cozy pillows with alchemical designs—great for creating a mystical vibe in any living space or reading nook.

Alchemical Aficionado Prints

Browse our exclusive prints inspired by alchemy—ideal for inspiring magic and mystery in your home or office.

Alchemical Aficionado T-Shirts

Discover our alchemy-inspired t-shirts—witty and mystical designs that make a statement and celebrate the enchanting world of alchemy.