Alchemical Aficionado T-Shirts

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Sexual chemistry set

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

Confusion in A Jar.

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

Alcohol Ingredients

Laboratory- risk assessor

A man and a woman click together.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"