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'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

But is it organic?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Gracie's baby toys.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

At the market

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Sexual chemistry set

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!