Organic Chemistry T-Shirts

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Nick majored in organic.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

The Style of Elements

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Gracie's baby toys.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Sexual chemistry set

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."