Organic Chemistry Prints

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Nick majored in organic.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Carbon Dating.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Gracie's baby toys.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Sexual chemistry set

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't